Saturday, 18 August 2012

F U C K: The Most Versatile Word in the English Language



AS AN ADJECTIVE :



    To describe pain, Pleasure, Love, Care and Others.

Examples :



PLEASURE               :  Mary is FUCKING Beautiful      

DISPLEASURE         :  What the FUCK is going on

GREETINGS             :  How the FUCK are you ?

FRAUD                       :  I got FUCKED by the car dealer

DISMAY                    :  Oh, FUCK it.

TROUBLE                 :  Hell, I guess I’M FUCKED

AGGRESSION          :  FUCK you

DISGUST                   :  FUCK me

CONFUSION             :  What th FUCK is going on ?

DIFFICULTY             :  I don’t understand a FUCKING thing

DESPAIR                   :  FUCKED again

INCOMPETENCE    :  He FUCKED up everything

LOST                          :  Where the FUCK are you ?

DISBELIEF                :  UNFUCKING believable

RETALIATION          :  Up your FUCKING ass

ANATOMY                 :  He’s a FUCKING asshole

TIME                          :  Its five FUCKING thirty  

BUSINESS                  :  How did I wind up with this FUCKING job ?

MATERNAL              :  Mother FUCKER

PATERNAL               :  FUCK Tip O’Neil



AS A VERB :



            TRANSATIVE           :  Jack FUCKED Mary

            INTRANSATIVE

            ( passive )                   :  Mary really doesn’t give a FUCK



AS AN ADVERB :                :  Mary is FUCKING interested in Jack



AS A NOUN :                        :  Mary is terrific FUCK



IMMORTAL LAST WORDS :



1. Gen Custer                         : Where did all the FUCKING Indians  come from ?                          

2. Mayor of HIROSHIMA    :  What the FUCK was that ?

3. Capptain of TITANIC       :  Where is all this FUCKING water coming from ?

                                                      



USE FUCK AS FREQUENTLY AS POSSIBLE IN YOUR DAILY SPEECH, IT WILL ADD TO YOUR PRESTIGE.



TODAY, SAY TO SOMEONE :  FUCK YOU

 ( not to me lol )

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